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Think About It....... "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.Could it be that 'I do" is the longest sentence?  
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Think About It.......

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.Could it be that 'I do" is the longest sentence?

 

 
 
 
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 8 minutes ago
     
    Thank you Pappy for these inspirational words today. How sad, it made me cry. Today has been an emotional day for me and I guess this story just hit the right note. Take Care of your self and your Wife too,:> :> :> :>
     
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  • pappy75 pappy75 commented | 1 hour ago
     
    A Box Full Of Kisses..........

    The story goes that some time ago a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.Nevertheless,the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said,"This is for you,Daddy."

    The man was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction,but his anger flared again when he found the box was empty.He yelled at her,stating"Don't you know,when you give someone a present,there is supposed to be something inside?"

    The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and cried,

    "Oh Daddy ,it's not empty at all. I blew kisses into the box.They're all for you,Daddy".

    The father was crushed.He put his arms around his little girl,and he begged for her forgiveness.

    Only a short time later,an accident took the life of his child.

    It is also told that her father kept that gold box by his bed for many years and,whenever he was discouraged,he would take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.

    In a very real sense,each one of us,as human beings,have been given a gold container filled with unconditional love and kisses...from our children,family members,friends, and GOD.There is simply no other possession anyone could hold, more precious than this.
     
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 5 hours ago
     
    Pappy I hope you had a wonderful Saturday and you have a wonderful Sunday too. Do you have anything planned? Take Care of your self and your Wife too, :> :> :> :>
     
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 19 hours ago
     
    Pappy that seems how some people think, thank you for the joke again today. I hope you are having a GREAT Day and a GREAT WEEKEND too. Take Care of your self and your Wife too,:> :> :> :>
     
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  • pappy75 pappy75 commented | 1 day ago
     
    A lot of good...

    Coming out of church,Mrs Smith asked her husband,"Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?""

    I didn't even see her,"admitted Mr.Smith."

    And that dress Mrs.Davis was wearing,"continued Mrs. Smith,"Really, don't tell me you think that's the proper outfit for a mother of two

    ." "I'm afraid I didn't notice that either,"said Mr.Smith.

    'Oh for heaven's sake, "snapped Mrs.Smith.'A lot of good it does you to go to church."
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 1 day ago
     
    Pappy I hope you and your family all have a wonderful weekend. I hope your weather is nice too. It was sunny here yesterday and is supposed to be the same today. It is only 36 now though. Take Care of your self and your Wife too,:> :> :> :>
     
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 1 day ago
     
    This is a funny one Pappy, thank you for another good joke again today. I hope your day is going well today. The fun is finally out today for me so that is good. Take Care of your self and your Wife too,:> :> :> :>
     
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  • pappy75 pappy75 commented | 1 day ago
     
    New Found Respect.....

    There were these three guys talking.Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives,while the third guy remains quiet.

    After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,"Well what about you,what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

    The third fellow puffs out his chest and says,"Well I'll tell you.Just the other night my wife came to me crawling on her hands and knees."

    The first two guys were amazed! Their eyes are wide and they have a newfound respect for this guy."Wow!What happened then?"they asked.

    The third guy sighed and replied,"She said,'get out from under that bed and fight like a man!"
     
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 2 days ago
     
    Pappy I hope you are having the "BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE"? I am listening to Kellie's CD and that song is on. I hope you and your family are all having the "BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE". Take Care of your self and your Wife too,:> :> :> :>
     
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 2 days ago
     
    This is another funny one Pappy, thank you for the laugh today. I really appreciate all of the work you do. Take Care of your self and your Wife too,:> :> :> :>
     
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  • pappy75 pappy75 commented | 3 days ago
     
    Proper Attire.....

    Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Victoria.To enforce the rule,the management posted this notice:"Shoes are required to eat in this cafeteria."

    Next to it, a student added,"Socks can eat wherever they want."
     
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 3 days ago
     
    Pappy, I hope your day is going well today. It is cold here again today, only 43 and dreary outside. I can't wait to see your joke for today. Take Care of your self and your Wife too,:> :> :> :>
     
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 3 days ago
     
    This is another funny one Pappy, thank you for another GREAT joke. Keep up the good work you are doing. Take Care of your self and your Wife too,:> :> :> :>
     
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  • pappy75 pappy75 commented | 3 days ago
     
    Lawyer...

    When my mother was called for jury duty,she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors.As a young attorney,I filled her in on what to expect.Asked about the occupations of family members,Mom answered, my son is a lawyer."As a follow up she was asked if she had ever used the services of an attorney. "Only to mow my lawn,"
     
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 4 days ago
     
    Pappy, I hope you and your family are all having a wonderful Wednesday today. It is cold here only 44, how is it where you live. It was rainy and gloomy and cold all day yesterday, I think we are in for the same today too. Take Care of your self and your Wife too,:> :> :> :>
     
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 4 days ago
     
    Pappy this is a good one, I guess Little Johnny told his teacher. LOL I hope you are having a good day today. Take Care of your self and your Wife too, :> :> :> :>
     
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  • pappy75 pappy75 commented | 4 days ago
     
    Little Johnny on the Playground...

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground,Ms.Smith stopped to gently reprove the child."Little Johnny," she said, smiling sweetly."when I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." "Well," Little Johnny said, looking up, "You can't say you weren't warned."
     
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 5 days ago
     
    Pappy I hope your Tuesday is going well. How is your weather today? It is cold and raining off and on, only 45 now. I hope all is well with you and all of your family. Take Care of your self and your Wife too,:> :> :> :>
     
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  • Travlin/Cindy Travlin/Cindy commented | 5 days ago
     
    Pappy thank you for this joke today. Please God don't push me either. It is a cute one too. I hope you are having a good Monday today. Take Care of your self and your Wife too,:> :> :> :>
     
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  • pappy75 pappy75 commented | 5 days ago
     
    Prayers....

    A little girl,dressed in her Sunday best,was running as fast as she could trying not to be late for Bible class.

    As she ran she prayed,
    "Dear Lord,please don't let me be late!Please Lord don't let me be late!

    As she was rumnning and praying,she tripped on a curb and fell,getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.
    She got up,brushed herself off and started running again.

    As she ran,she once again started to pray
    "Dear Lord,please don't let me be late! But don't shove me either."
     
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